Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
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I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
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He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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