yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
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So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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