He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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