Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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