what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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