I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
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You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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