So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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