I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
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I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
how drunk are you?
Several
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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