Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
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