I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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