Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
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Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
