We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
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and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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