My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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