Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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