and you said cock pushups were impossible
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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