I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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