i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Randomize
