OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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