Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
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My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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