You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
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