No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Randomize
