It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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