Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
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Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
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Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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