And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
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He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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