Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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