Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
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Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
And then my night got REAL pukey
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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IM LONELY AND HORNY
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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