So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
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Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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