I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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