your thong is hanging out like whoa
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
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I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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