My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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