Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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