bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
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I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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