after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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