Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Randomize
