absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Can you bring me the toilet please
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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