Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm passing your future prison.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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