I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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