Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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