Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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