I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
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