Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Randomize
