every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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