In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
being pregnant is like rehab
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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