Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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