i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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