it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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