this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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