Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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