I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Its about making memories worth repressing
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
Randomize
