Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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