She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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