in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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