it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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Thank you for not boning my boss.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
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At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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