nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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