I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I am one with the molecules
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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